douchetoolbag
a douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. not even the word “douchetoolbag” gives them justice. activities may consist of
1 : uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis
2:people who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka “eating invisible spaghetti”
3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
“those guys from jersey sh-r- that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags”
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