douchettraction
the tendency to be attracted almost solely to complete douchebags. the douchettracted has suffered greatly because of this disease yet makes no change in their station in life. douchettraction is thought to be 100% fatal to human beings.
wtf, over. has your douchettraction reached a new low? this guy is a complete douchebag but until you realized the depths of his douchebaggery you had no interest in him. you need professional help.
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