douchey gifter
1. an -sshole who gives you a douche like gift.
2. when a women doesn’t wash her v-g-n- for a long enough period of time which acc-mulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her tw-t, scr-pes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. cindy allen.
1. my ex boyfriend was a big c-ck rocker but i dumped his ginger loving -ss cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. so i hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. she sucked and f-cked and quacked like a duck. one day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. the next day i received a package from her and there was a bl–dy douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. because i loved her and her smell, i used it as a loufa for my face and now i have cold sores. that dumb b-tch is a douchey gifter.
3. cindy allen has big t-ts but she is a total douchey gifter.
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