douchey mcdouche
someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly r-t-rded. the guy no one wants to be. usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
douchey mcdouche “oh sh-t..sh-t..f-ck f-ck f-ck!!!”
bob “sh-t!! wtf happened in here?!?!”
douchey mcdouche “i stuck my hand in this grinder…and it tore off my fingers!!!”
bob “hmmm…good job douchey mcdouche…”
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