douchey shit
(n)one who is a ‘douche’ and a ‘sh-t’ combined; an ‘-sshole’; a heartless person; a sh-t particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey sh-t for treating you like that.
or
#2: how could you cheat on me you douchey sh-t!
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