douchicorn
n. a douchbag so rare that it borders on the mythical. the douchicorn is able to take on many forms, only appears for a few seconds randomly at meat markets, and is usually wearing sungl-sses inside at night and sports douchie hair. after seeing a douchicorn one may question if it was really there or a figment of their imagination.
you: oh my god i think that’s the biggest douche i’ve ever seen in my life.
friend: holy sh-t you’re right!
you: where did he go?
friend: either we both dropped acid and don’t remember, or we just witnessed the douchicorn.
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