Douchwannabe


that guy that keeps trying new personalities to seem cool or try to fit in, when in reality he’s just a f-ckin loser, destined to m-st-rb-t- alone in a pool of his own tears. usually male, often a meathead.
hey, would ya look at that f-cknut next door? he’s wearing a cowboy hat, tight jeans, no shirt, and sungl-sses while roping a six foot ladder on his front lawn, what a douchwannabe!
##meatheadloser ##roidboy ##superdouch ##poserb-tch ##knucklehead ##uselesspieceofsh-t ##cornholio

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