dough digger
one who selfishly collects all the cookie dough chunks from chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, leaving anyone else who wants some to a less-pleasant carton of chocolate chip ice cream. that b-st-rd.
bro: “broo, you got any cookie dough ice cream??”
brotha: “naw b, my ignorant -ss sister went dough digger on the jawn last night.”
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