doughnut tosser
a sorry b-tch that walks into your new office/new job, and proceeds tho scatter a bag of krispy kremes all over the joint. while the owner (your new boss) looks in amazement..
the sorry dumpster c-nt walked into the office and threw a bag of doughnuts at me.. sorry -ss “doughnut t-ss-r.
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