Douski
-noun
1. a synonym for jerk, -sshole, idiot, moron and a thousand other petty insults. often used in conjunction with other explatives.
2. a situation, most likely sudden and unwarranted, that is of dire consequence to the person describing it. see also shafted.
-verb
1. to defecate, take a dump, pinch a loaf.
-adj.
1. something that is undesirable or makes everything around it worse.
that was my soda you stupid f-cking douski!
my car broke down in the middle of the freeway, talk about a total douski.
be right back guys, i gotta douski real quick.
get that douski girlfriend of yours out of here right the f-ck now!
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