Downey
downey, most commonly referred to as d-town is home to the sn-bbiest, racist, conservative people on the face of the planet. it’s where the phrase “where the high cl-ss meets the ghetto -ss” is literal. downey is surrounded by some of the trashiest ghettoest cities in los angeles, ie.: south gate, bell gardens, paramount and pico rivera. downey is in itself two cities, north and south. north downey is considered to be north of firestone boulevard and south downey is to the south of firestone. north downey is where the middle(nw downey) and upper middle(ne downey) cl-ss families live. south downey is the ghettoest part of the city, but it starts to become really ghetto once you p-ss stewart & grey. then you’re knee high in sh-t. the teens of downey are sent to 2 high schools, warren and downey. both warren and downey are similar in a way that they are divided. whites with whites and white washed mexicans, hispanics with hispanics, blacks with blacks(which comprise about .8% of the downey population) and asians strictly with asians. teens in downey are very fond of the drug marijuana. cocaine has recently gained popularity amongst the teens, but marijuana is more commonly used. girls that reside in downey are b-tchy, sn-bby, superficial, and sometimes even promiscuous. the guys are also sn-bby but in a subtle way. the typical downey guy is driving down the street in his parent’s bmw smoking a blunt driving his hot -ss downeyhs cheerleader girlfriend while she simultaneously sniffs cocaine from a straw and talks to her bff brittany on her touchscreen iphone. warren and downey are brought together by the annual downey/warren game. this is where you will see the city as a whole. they then all go to in-n-out or petes and stare each other down, but in the end do nothing. another feature downey has to offer is it’s racist senior citizens. they are mostly the grandparents of the downey teens and are bitter with the fact that this once predominately white city has had a demographic shift. they mostly reside in the north part of the city. they drive around the city at 15 mph in their $60,000 cadillac northstars without a care in the world, until they see a hispanic walking down the street, they’ll reduce their speed to 5mph and stare him down until he is out of sight. people in the surrounding cities view downey as a safe, nice, quiet city, but to the residents, it’s the ghetto-est city in the world. downey’s culture consists of white washed kids, white bigot teens, many mexicans, smart asians, sh-t talking, c-ked up teens,uggs, the senior citizen population, hollister, wandering potheads, european cars, huge houses and last but not least krikorian. all in all, this is the city i call home. even with it’s sl-tty cheerleaders, superficial b-tches, ugg wearing in the summer sk-nks, chick fights, wanna be gangsters, -sshole police, tagging, and the wack -ss beaner infested on the weekends stonewood mall, it’s still the place i call home and i wouldn’t have it any other way.
bell gardens girl: hola, my name is maria, what’s yours?
downey girl1: im jessica. where do you live?
bell gardens girl: in bell gardens.
downey girl2: you mean bell garbage!
downey girl1: ha ha that was so funny, did you see her shoes?
downey girl 2: oh my god, yes! ew.
compton kid: downey is so nice, i wanna live in downey.
downey girl: what the f-ck, shut the f-ck up and gtfo. downey is so f-cking ghetto, shoot yourself.
best city in the world. surrounded by all the ghettos but is standing strong. where so many movies including “terminator” were filmed.
hey lets go to that new mall downey landing…
the mexican-beverly hills of los angeles. it experienced white flight in the 90’s and is now populated by mostly mexicans. the city is divided into 3 sections. north downey along florence is the rich area. the area along the center(firestone) is okay. the side along gardedale is ghetto. the ghetto side borders paramont (black town). the whites that still live in downey are the ones who couldn’t afford to move out to orange county w/ the other whites. the mexicans are mostly middle cl-ss. the mexicans are building taco-mansions (mexican masions resebling a taco bell building)in area along florence.
downey was nice until the whites left.
downey was nice until the mexicans moved in.
a city within california’s 562 area, where many old people live. many believe it to be ghetto, and refer to downey as
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