Downing
someone who not only lacks length but lacks girth aswell. a downing never usually performs in the bedroom and leaves girls feeling very short handed.
girl 1: whatcha get up to last night?
girl 2: uh i met this decent guy in town but back at my place he turned out to be such a downing!
a m-ssive forhead with lots of lines
duke:hey jessie have you seen downing
jessie: yeah how could i miss him with that m-ssive forehead
a large m-ss that is morally/spiritually bankrupt and causes pain amongst everyone around them. a downing has no real purpose on this earth than to fill others with grief, hatred, angst, and stupidity. a downing loves to be in control at all times and when it senses it’s losing control it eats and spews verbal diarrhea on those surrounding. a downing uses it’s lard and childish behavior to deceive others. the childish behavior includes: crying, running to mommy’s, throwing a temper tantrum in public, getting physically angry about food, nags the person closest to it, and most of all is spineless.
this can also be referred to as having “downings syndrome”
person 1: hey you’re looking good today.
person 2: what the f-ck! how dare you say i look good!
person 1: alright! you don’t have to be a downing.
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person 1: what’s for dinner tonight?
person 2: make your own f-cking dinner, i already ate 8 boxes of cheese!
person 2: when did you develop downings syndrome?
to finish a drink usually alcohol very fast and in one go
to have a dowing contest
jimmy was good at downing beer
someone who not only lacks length but lacks girth aswell. a downing never usually performs in the bedroom and leaves girls feeling very short handed.
girl 1: whatcha get up to last night?
girl 2: uh i met this decent guy in town but back at my place he turned out to be such a downing!
a)the act of negatively gearing, or having a negative viewpoint b)imposing a view on someone because you think you know better – in a ‘know it all’ kinda way
dude, you’re totally downing on this convo
to lose a high or buzz. the period at which the person feels dizzy yet conscious after getting blazed.
“dude i’m gonna close my eyes for a bit..”
“what’s up dude?”
“i’m downing man..”
a tall, norweigan, slack-jawed yokel. aka, country b-mpkin.
a downing could only live there..
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