Downstairs Mustache
pubic hair
her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.
the collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.
“the other day i was at my cousin’s birthday party and i flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was mustache march.”
“dude, your cousin is like seven.”
“you must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a sh-t.”
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