downtown guy
you see him at the bar every time you’re there. he’s got many women (at least 10 years younger) surrounding him at all times. he’s charming at first until you realize that this guy just needs attention by as many women as possible. grossly ego-driven and ent-tled to everyone and everything! likely to have a wife at home.
“oh that’s john…he’s a total downtown guy. he’s good for a few drinks but that’s about it!”
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