downtown handshake
euphemism for manual stimulation of the male p-n-s by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.
todd was so poor, he couldn’t afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from holly herpes behind the jr. food store.
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