DPAA
a s-xual position for a party of four, laid out in the following manner:
step 1: man lying on his back, face up.
step 2: woman lying on man, face to face (v-g-n-l penetration).
step 3. second man standing over lying couple (-n-l penetration with lying woman)
step 4: woman lying between faces of lying couple (oral penetration from both directions)
when done correctly, this position should resemble an ncaa march madness bracket.
“would you and your wife like to come over to our place tonight for a little dpaa?”
“you have aroused my curiosity…”
“that won’t be the only thing that gets aroused!”
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