DPH

divorced parent holiday syndrome- to spend a lot of money on your kids for holidays due to your spouse and you being seperated
dude, my mom got me $800 worth of clothes for christmas! talk about some serious dphs!
dph is an abbreviation for the chemical “diphenhydramine” (dye-fen-hye’-dra-meen). it is the active ingredient in many over the counter sleep aids including unisom, nytol, tylenol pm (combined with acetaminophen) and in many generic store brand remedies. it is also the active ingredient in benadryl and is very closely related to the chemical dimenhydrinate which is the active ingredient in dramamine.
diphenhydramine is cl-ssified as an antihistamine, antiemetic, sedative, and hypnotic. it is also an anticholinergic deliriant in high doses ( 150-800 mg’s). some people consider it recreational in these high doses but the uncomfortability of the high keeps it’s abuse potential to a minimum. dph is also used recreationally in lower doses (25-100mg’s) in combination with opiates and benzodiazepines for it’s potentiation abilities.
last night i railed an oc 80 and took 75 mg’s of dph. man i was noddin’ hard!
a hood in sacramento ca, 95838 were n-gg-s get money and get b-tches. north side of the city and del paso heights is the hardest hood in north sac and if you slide threw talkin the wrong sh-t i bet you get yo sh-t split, we blood n-gg-s out here except for noglas crip n-gg-s and were money motivated
i was just in dph and some n-gg-s start bussin at me.
dph – dirty pirate hooker – can be used in various ways to insult your friends/family/co-workers/etc.
hey tony, you’re a dph
the initials of a legendary college student from years ago. while these stories have only but rumored to be myths many believe a kid with these initials actually existed. it is rumored that he had a 26 beer pregame before going to a party. he can supposedly sober up in 30 minutes even if he is blackout. his weed tolerance got so high he needed to hit the gravity bong 4 times before cl-ss just to have a buzz. he has never experienced a hangover. he had a 13 beer alone sunday funday including double and triple funnels, one of the most aggresive lone drinks known to this day. not once has he lost a chugging event. dph is known to be one of the hardest partiers in the history of college.
“yo, i hear dph is coming to our party tonight” “holy sh-t, we are going to be f-cking legends”

“omg dph is soo hot, i hope he picks me to f-ck tonight”
dph is an acronym for dollars per hump. this refers to the amount of cash a male expends on average per s-xual encounter with a female. for instance, if a male were to spend a total of $100 on 4 dates with a girl after which he had s-x with her once each time, his dph would be $25. it is widely believed that the lower a male’s dph, the more efficient he is in procuring s-x. however, it should be taken into consideration that more attractive females may command and require a higher dph based on their ability to pursue alternative and more plentiful sources of income should they so desire.
we’ve only been out twice and both times we grabbed fast food so my dph is looking pretty good.
damage per hit; used to indicate power and efficiency of a weapon.
omfg he got a higher dph with his pansy -ss dagger than my rain of fire!!!!!11111