Dr. Barkov.


said when a conman misunderstands a name.
this word(s) is best said in a russian accent or by marco marino. it originates from a comedy sketch about a conman by the troupe in visually impaired placenta.
(from the script:)

chief conman: dr. barkov…
herbert: but my name’s herbert.
chief conman: (pause) dr. barkov… do you know where you are?

(and so the script goes on)

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