dr pepper

there’s no period in dr pepper
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the act of f-cking a girl 23 different ways and then j-zzing all over her face to get the true flavor.
well i was going to break up with tommy, but he gave me the greatest dr. pepper i’ve ever had
it gets the taste of d-ck out of your mouth.
“hey lou, you seem like you are cool as sh-t.”
“thanks man, why dont you and your drunk friends go ahead and drive back to pensacola tonight, i wont stop you”
from the back…
“hey jackhole, i hope that dr. pepper gest the taste of my d-ck out of your mouth”
lou says
“im going to go smoke a jo. you kids behave, and then im going to take a sh-t and play on xanga.
dr pepper, also known as dp. created and sold in 1885 waco texas, one year before coca-cola existed, anyone who says it tastes like cherry c-ke is an idiot. if they are similar in taste, its cherry c-ke that resembles dr pepper not the other way around.
dr pepper contains 39.6 milligrams of caffeine per 12 ounce can. dr pepper was invented by a pharmacist by the name of dr. charles alderton. dr. alderton began selling the original syrup un-carbonated at morrison’s old corner drug store in waco texas in 1885. at the time is was being sold as a vitalizing energy tonic. customers asked to add carobonated seltzer-water to the syrup and they’ve been selling it carbonated ever since. morrison the drug store owner later took over the business of selling dr pepper and teamed up with a local bottling plant owner robert lazenby.
morrison & lazenby founded the artesian mfg. & bottling company which later became dr pepper/ 7up inc.

dr pepper/ 7up inc. is not owned by pepsi, it is not owned by coca-cola. but in fact is owned by cadbury schweppes of london (they bought it out in 1995). many people are confused why dr pepper is sold along side c-ke & pepsi products, dr pepper independently has contracts with c-ke, pepsi and various other bottling plants worldwide, this is because of the lack of bottling plants owned by dr pepper.

the ingredients in the unique beverage are cl-ssified but the company is clear it is composed of a variety of fruit flavors, prunes not being one of them.

dr pepper slogans:

1889 to 1914 : “king of beverages”
1923 to 1950 : “good for life”
1926 to 1930’s : “drink a bite to eat at 10-2-4 o’clock”
1950’s : “the friendly pepper-upper”
1960’s : “the most misunderstood soft drink.” “so misunderstood”
1970’s : “the most original soft drink ever.”
1977 : “be a pepper”, “i’m a pepper, you’re a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too?”
1980 : “hold out for the out of the ordinary.”
1980’s: just what the dr. ordered!
1994 : “you’re a part of me. i’m a part of you.”
1997 : “now’s the time. this is the place”, “dr pepper this is the taste.”
2001 : “makes the world taste better.” “dr pepper you make the world taste better.”
2002 : “be you.”

— j. razimus hughston
the greatest soft drink to have ever been created, made originally in waco, texas.

it is brilliant.
touch my dr pepper and risk castration…
the name of my v-g-n-l physician.
mom!!! i need to make a friday appointment with dr. pepper!!!
the drink of the devil and all supporters.
dr. pepper contains 23 flavors. 2 divided by 3 equals .666.