Dr. Pepper Fountain
an act of extreme s-xual deviancy in which a woman, crazed with the need for that epic sugar rush, vigorously shakes up a bottle of dr. pepper and inserts it into her v-g-n-. once the pressure equalizes, the woman arches her back, lifting her v-g-n- into the air and proceeds to simultaneously remove the bottle from her v-g-n- and spin on her head, much like a break dancer from the 1980s. meanwhile, the pressurized dr. pepper is forcefully ejected from her v-g-n- in a majestic arcing pattern, creating a pleasing fountain effect. observers in the immediate vicinity are warned to wear protective clothing.
jill’s dr. pepper fountain really took the party to the next level last night, but i wish i would’ve brought my rain jacket.
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