Dr. Watson
a so-called “doctor” who operates under the name drwtsn32.exe on windows xp. his main purpose is gathering useless information about your computer when an error occurs (or doesn’t occur). contrary to microsoft’s claim, “dr. watson” is not really a doctor. in fact, he dropped out of college during his second semester due to chronic alcoholism, countless s-xual har-ssment charges, aids, illiteracy, tendency to inflict self-harm, and underdeveloped motor skills.
note: he is not to be confused with john h. watson, m.d., -ssistant to sherlock holmes, who -is- a real doctor and has like 9000 phds.
my stupid computer got a virus the other day because i was blindly clicking on a bunch of random links on some p-rn sites like i normally do… when all of a sudden, this “dr. watson” generated a humongous log of bullsh-t and then proceeded to perform an abortion on my six-year-old son! g-d, i wish linux/mac didn’t suck!
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