dragon slayer
there are no princesses in the real world. a dragon slayer is a dignified position where one braves the real world and confronts people about irrationality of incoherent world views and delusions completely unafraid of the repercussions of p-ssing people the f-ck off.
a: dude, that guy just blew up that street preacher. i know that pastor too, he has a phd.
b: ya, he was a total dragon slayer.
a: woh, dude just annihilated that feminist.
b: what a dragon slayer!
a guy that does it with a dirty, ugly or gross girl as he has no better options. taken from the expression “you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess.”
“well buddy, looks like im going to have to be a dragon slayer tonight.”
a man that will pursue and bed a dragon (fat nasty b-tch). this man is usually of average or skinny size, this term does no usually apply to a fat guy with a dragon. the pair should be somewhat disproportional for it to be a legit dragon slaying
man, my cousin is a dragon slayer….look at the beast that just walked out of his room.
a man who engages in s-xual activity with fat women
tim is now a dragonslayer for f-cking a fat b-tch last night.
1- a knight’s long quest and battle looking for his princess.
2- hooking up with ugly chicks while trying to find the “princess” (a very painful and long process)
3- “you have to slay alot of dragons before you get to the princess”
dirk- hey bro, how was the search for the princess this weekend?
brian- yeah, i was killing dragons all weekend long , not a princess in sight.
dirk- well man, you are the best dragon slayer i know.
a dragon slayer is a medium build guy who repeatedly takes home the fattest, ugliest wh-r- from the bar.
(you see the dragon slayer leaving with one of these things)
“do not unsheath your sword tonight good sir!”
1. the honorary t-tle of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.
2. anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
1. having killed tiamat, the squad became known as the dragonslayers.
2. this situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve — we need a dragonslayer.
from,”you gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess” a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. or he’s just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
“gillies has been slaying dragons longer than jesus!”
“he’ll never get to a princess”
“no way does he even want to!”
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