Dragon-Tails
when a man puts his facial hair in some sort of tie/tail. they aren’t pony-tails, they aren’t pig-tails, they are dragon-tails.
bloodaxe’s chops are so long he makes two dragon-tails out of them.
usually two tails coming from the back of the hair. can be one side only.
zomg vk, leave ma dragon tail alone, i think you should cut your fringe
(n) 1. a long line of congested highway or road. see traffic
2. a line of people waiting to get somewhere
see also: dragon’s tail, traffic
“g-d d-mnit! we would have been on time if it wasn’t for that friggin dragon tail”
v. the continual attachment of a smell, as from farting, while one moves away from the location where said smell was vented. not to be confused with “cropdusting” where the scent is meant to stay in a particular area or adversely affect target(s) in one’s wake; dragontailing…..entails…the scent moving along /with/ one’s person.
i farted when i left work, but it dragontailed me all the way to the parking garage.
when you fart in one place and the smell follows behind you into another room.
eric: aaahh, what the h-ll is that smell!!!
mike: what?
eric: dude, did you just fart?
mike: yeah, but i did it outside
eric: dammit man, you dragon tail that fart into the room.
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