dragon tits
a) – a girl whose t-ts have been hidden away for so long that they are dry and scaly, much like the skin of a dragon.
b) – a girl who has been waiting for p-b-rty to give her br–sts for so long that their possible existence seems mythological, like a dragon.
a) – “dude, i got with this girl last night but she hasn’t been naked in so long, she has dragon t-ts.”
b) – “that girl over there is, like, 25 but she’s only got dragon t-ts.”
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