Dragon Warrior Monsters
a video game for the game boy color that is a kick–ss version of pokemon. the object of the game is to lure monsters to become your allies using meat. then with these monsters you breed to make better monsters to win the starry night tournament.
guy 1: i’m playing pokemon because i’m a r-t-rd.
guy 2: that’s too bad. you should play dragon warrior monsters instead.
guy 1: why would i do that?
guy 2: well i guess you wouldn’t if you’re a r-t-rd.
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