dragonfruit
a d-mn good fruit from a cactus that is found mostly in s. america and asia. also called “pitaya” and is a great drink ingredient.
dragonfruit is the best fruit
a very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.
underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. but sadly no taste.
guy 1: “hay look at this”
guy 2: “what ?”
guy 1: “its called dragon fruit, it looks well mad”
guy 2: “oh yeah hows it taste then ?”
guy 1: “bit sh-t actuly, like nothing on earth”
dragon fruit
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