drain the wizard


to pee or urinate.

often confused with “to m-st-rb-t-” but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.
i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.

Read Also:

  • Drawing Vikings

    a defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed c-cking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. common drawn c-ck disguises include sp-ceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. however, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the c-ck drawing into a viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric […]

  • German sunrise surprise

    after a night of s-x, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant sh-t in their mouth. they will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise. ” dude! this morning i gave my girlfriend a german […]

  • Get the Roll

    basketball::: this is when a player shoots the ball and it rolls around the rim, but eventually falls in for a score. this is also known as a “shooter’s roll”. spectators::: oo what a gety the roll

  • get this bitch a trail-map

    the phrase called out when a female insubordinate fails recognize what is going on is a certian situation. female: whats flip-cup? male: someone get this b-tch a trail-map

  • ggth

    means giggle giggle tee hee, similar to lol, but for men that are confident in their s-xuality or people that giggle more than they laugh out loud. haha that was pretty funny. – 1st person ggth yeah it was – 2nd person


Disclaimer: drain the wizard definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.