dramacouch
adjective. exemplifying something explicitly s-xual or p-rnographic in nature, which fails to induce an erotic response. such as one’s memories of the sofa in their high school drama room.
i used to think that britney spears videos were hot, but now i just think they’re dramacouch.
a situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.
girl 1: did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what’s his face? they’re so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so’s boyfriend finds out!
girl 2: omfg i did! i heard that what’s his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
guy: get me off of this drama couch!!
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