Drayton
striaght up s-xy, all the chicks dig him most guys want 2 be him but they cant cuz they arent good enough if your a drayton be lucky you are cuz u must get b-tches
“f-ck man i wish i could be a drayton.”
one of the male s-x, born without the ability to pr-nounce consonants articulately. often, draytons are found loitering round the uk, hollering about their curious affection towards sofas. they’re most commonly found with a thick wad of cash strapped to their girdle.
man: what’s that, drayton?
drayton: i rea–y li-e han-ah’s sofa
when a girl who wishes to pleasure a man s-xually feels she is unable to engage in conventional intercourse due to the limits of the menstrual cycle, to offer -n-l s-x as an alternative
she was on the rag, so she flipped over we did the drayton.
to drayton is to defecate on the toilet, in front of your significant other whilst he/she is bathing or otherwise engaging in self cleansing rituals.
1.finish your drayton and come join me in the bath.
2.get into the shower now, so i can drayton.
3.typical relationship conversation:
man: ‘where are we in our relationship?’
woman: ‘i don’t know, how do you feel?’
man: ‘…lets drayton.’
4.i think i love you…wanna drayton?
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