Drayton Lewis
the t-tle given to the patron devine being of manliness. the “drayton lewis” has the most luscious of beards, the most on point of fashion, makes coffee in a whiskey barrel, and gives no f-cks (besides the occ-ssional your b-tch). you may often find him hunting moosi with his bare hands or tending to his dragon farm in isengard.
“what’s your name?”
“johnny done”
“if you ain’t drayton lewis, i dont wanna talk.”
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