Dream lever
to activate the dream lever: the act of rubbing one out before falling into an amazing dream filled slumber. a commonly used sleeping aid among male populations in the developed world.
the dream lever is activated in the 30 minutes or so preceeding sleep. activation of the dream lever initiates a chemical process within the male brain which combats stress, insomnia,depression which = better sleeping patterns
‘whats your plan for tonight?’
‘dont know man. i’m pretty wrecked. might just activate the dream lever.
‘i’m having trouble sleeping.’
‘have you tried the dream lever. works like a charm
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