Dream Theater


progressive metal band formed in long island, new york, usa in 1985. they are said to be one of the innovators of the prog-metal genre. the band is composed of five prodigious cl-ssicaly-trained musicians – james labrie (vocals), john petrucci (guitars), jordan rudess (keyboards), john myung (b-ss guitar) and mike portnoy (drums and percussion). their music was initially inspired by the band rush and influences by bands like queensryce and queen can be heard too.
awake
metropolis pt. 2: scenes from a memory
six degrees of inner turbulence
the progressive band whose technical proficiency on their instruments cannot be topped by any other rock group
most people cannot comprehend how incredible the music of dream theater is compared to average popular rock cr-p.
prog metal is our religion…
dream theater is our god…
do i need to put an example?
a prog-metal band hailing from the new york area, have been around for almost 20 years. a band that a lot of people would not like if they heard them. most of their songs are over 10 minutes long, over the top musicianship, long jams, nothing that could possibly reach the mainstream audience in this day and age. however, they have a large cult follwoing all over the world for those who can tolerate this kind of music, myself included. influenced by prog acts like yes, rush, pink floyd, and king crimson, with the crushing metal of metallica, megadeth, iron maiden, and black sabbath, dream theater has forged a sound that has brought them to the top of progressive music and are the true definition of prog-metal. if you’re into prog music and enjoy metal, give dream theater a listen and perhaps you will join the cult.
dream theater fan: yo dude, you listen to dream theater?

dude: dream what?
a kick -ss progressive metal band from ny. they constantly get tons of sh-t from stupid preps (see: sl-ts and teenybopper) who listen to cr-ppy pop music such as nsync and backstreet boys and tons of other pop sh-t. preps and jocks have no claim to call good music sh-t because the music they listen to is sh-t.
prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man

jock: yo b-tch dream theater sux gangsta rap rulz yo

me: the music you listen to is sh-t.
progressive metal band that has existed since 1985, famed for their instrumental prowess and compositional skill. its three core members, guitarist john petrucci, b-ssist john myung, and drummer mike portnoy were students at the berklee college of music. they are perhaps the only prog-metal band to be signed to a major label. nay-sayers claim that dt’s music is nothing but pretentious w-nkery. with one or two brief exceptions, the above accusation is outright farcical.
the new dream theater alb-m, due in early june, is gonna rock!

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