Dream Turkey
someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.
someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
this guy told everyone, “yeah i know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water.” the f-cking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. the best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey…
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