Dreamgasm


a wet dream. a s-xually stimulating dream that causes -j-c-l-t–n.
ian: dude, i had the best dreamgasm last night about jessica alba!

jordan: jessica alba! i love having dreamgasms with her! they’re fantastic!
a dreamgasm is the abbreviation for dream -rg-sm. this is when you have such a hot dream normally about s-x that when you wake up the -rg-sm feels real and it’s all you can remember about the dream.
h-dudeee that was one hot dream
j- was it about that teacher again?
h- yeh, i think i had a dreamgasm

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