Dreamspell
some new-age bullsh-t interpretation of the mayan calendar by a nit-wit named jose arguellas who thinks he’s an incarnation of an ancient mayan prophet or some sh-t. basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. -sigh- when will people learn?
hippie #1) what is your dreamspell galactic signature?
hippie #2) blue magnetic eagle
skeptic #1) hey you air heads – you realize the mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?
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