dress like a slut day
halloween. that blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sl-ttily as she wants. characterized by drunken parties, sl-tty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don’t know how to walk in. thank you, american costume industry!
i f-cking love dress like a sl-t day! you get candy and d-ck all at the same time!
dress like a sl-t day is awesome! you hang out at the bars with all the drunk nightshift nurses, sl-tty schoolgirls, french maids, and naughty cops tottering around in their sl-tlettos. then you pick one up and bang her!
dress like a sl-t day lets me dress the way i wish i could every day…
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