dresses that can only be worn once
those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.
“i fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. i mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. why can’t the girls get rental dresses?”
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