Dressing Gown Bobber
a somewhat pleasurable “semi” derived from the relative freedom of wearing nothing but a dressing gown, which is all well and good. however, trying to make your way across the kitchen of a morning in front of friends and family whilst exhibiting an exaggerated bobbing motion from below the waist can subject you to a world of embarr-ssment.
the sun beaming in through the window as i read the paper and ate my toast this morning precipitated a semi at just the wrong moment. i had to walk past the mother in law with a serious dressing gown bobber!!
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