Dressing the Dog


to dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
pete: has anyone seen my white socks?

ian: yes – craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
pete: dressing the dog? what do you mean?
ian: craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by fido
pete: ahhhh – thats ok then – so you think he will tag me in for a go?
ian: sure – if you put a schmacko in your -ss you may even get a good r-mm-ng – dogs go wacko for schmacko’s

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