Dressing the Salad
when a gentleman is sh-gging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching -j-c-l-t–n, he screams raaaannnccchhhh (pulls out) dressinnnnggg!!!!! and -j-c-l-t-s all over her pubic hair.
and this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.
that b-tch was hairy so i dressed her salad. i had fun dressing the salad
rrrraaannnnnnchhhhhh drrrreeessssiiinnnnggggg
what you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. see tossing the salad.
person a: “so, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad.”
person b: “oh, so he wasn’t satisfied with a straight out -ss lick. he wanted his sp-nk spread around his own trunk. let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad”
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