Drewsius Powersium
1. (noun) latin name: drewsius powersium. a rare and intriguing species of ridiculously handsome young men commonly found in the pacific northwest, a typical drewsius powersium will spend much of his day at various musical endeavors, including (but not limited to):
-trombone
-b-ss
-harmonica
-guitar
-didgeridoo
-possibly ukelele.
his main diet consists of toast, juice, 1% milk, and the pizza he fashions while miraculously working his opposable thumbs. half-nocturnal, one might, in a moment of extreme good luck, bear witness to the nightly mating call this species will sometimes make on their primitive cellular apparatuses.
(jeff corwin): and here we have a specimen of drewsius powersium… careful, it’s a testy critter! ohps, he got my finger..
ahh man, so we went on this camping trip down in portland, and i swear we almost ran into a drewsius powersium! scariest moment of my life, dude, i’m tellin’ ya, he was all ready to own up on my -ss.
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