driathlete
someone who spends lots of time at the gym without breaking a sweat, usually because he’s more interested in being seen than working out.
sure he spends all his free time at the gym, but he’s still got nothing to show for it because he’s such a driathlete.
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instead of a guy spurting out his load on a girl ; he’s just letting it slooooowly come out of his d-ck. :p mmm…baby. just drib drob in my mouth. -girl leaves mouth open under the c-ck so the guy can just let his c-m go slowly in her mouth-
- The Van Ryswyk Theory
the theory that, despite blatant evidence to suggest otherwise, the perpetrator of any manner of foul or embarr-ssing deed may remain idyllically blameless; there is an excuse for everything. if one man were to say to the other, “hey dude, i slept with another man, does this make me gay?” the other would reply, “no. […]
- dry Eddie
the opposite of a wet willie. it’s when you stick your finger in your own ear, dig up some wax, then quicky stick your finger in someone’s mouth. dave wouldn’t stop bragging about his new lexus, so i gave him a dry eddie!
- dry mout
the feeling of dryness/lack of saliva in one’s mouth after smoking the jeffrey. i’ve got a proper dry mout after that session!
- Drysexual
someone who is a virgin but partic-p-tes in dry s-x. joey: did you hook up with her? pete: no, she’s a total drys-xual.