Dribblerfied
a story which has been exaggerated to the point of utter foolishness.
original version – “i hit the golf ball and it went near the clubhouse”.
dribblerfied version – “i hit the golfball and it flew through the clubhouse window, ricoched off the fridge, bounced down the hall, entered the kitched and landed in the microwave oven on top of a meat pie that someone was heating. it was perfectly centered in the sauce on top.”
when you hear a story from craig (aka the dribbler, lip service, the oracle) that is so far fetched that not even a worm would believe it the story has been “dribblerfied”
“i once hit a golf ball into the clubhouse, through the door, bounced into the microwave and onto the pie, i had to play the shot from the inside of the microwave!!!!!” the dribbler said.
when a story starts with
“at john sands……..” a dribblerfied story will follow
“i once did an offensive driving course at calder (race track). we drove the then brand new monaros with peter brock(a late aussie car racing legend). i did faster lap times than peter brock. i was doing 280km/h around a corner and had it up on two wheels, the car was leaning that much that i could’ve touched the road if the window was open.”
some perfect examples of a dribblerfied story!!!!!!
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