drift drive
when you are driving along a road and you start to think about other stuff, like what you’re going to do when you get home or which cheesy pick-up line you’re going to use at the party tonight, and you stop paying attention to the road.
drift driving may result in drifting onto the wrong side of the road while you’re drifting off into your thoughts.
guy #1: that stella girl is pretty cute, do you think she’ll be at the party tonight?
guy #2: maybe, try using the ‘your eyes look like stars’ line – stella means star, y’know?
guy #1: don’t think too hard, dude. you might start to drift drive!
guy #2: oops, wouldn’t want that…
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