Driftwood Vagina
driftwood v-g-n- is a condition when a case of splinter p-ssy goes untreated for a length of time. symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. people who suffer from driftwood v-g-n- would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb b-tch to get splinter p-ssy in the first place.
fred realized selma had driftwood v-g-n- when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his d-ck.
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