Drink Beer, the holiday
an unofficial holiday originally conceived march of 2005. the holiday occurs on the 4th sat-rday of every june.
the main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. the secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.
note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.
dave: hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th sat-rday of this month of june?
steve: drinking some beers to celebrate drink beer, the holiday.
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