drink him pretty
a southern colloquial expression similar to beer gogglesused by paula deen to describe when one imbibes or drinks a copious quant-ty of alcohol to make the person you are with look better.
“michael had a big ugly beard and i didn’t know what to expect if he wanted to kiss me, so, girl, i decided to drink him pretty!”
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