Drink My Own Piss
the motto of bear grylls.
new studies indicate that p-ss is the elixir of youth.
and youtube.com/watch?v=tjlbc5iphgi to watch how it’s technically done.
go to buzzfeed.com/awesomer/survival-tips-from-bear-grylls
for more tips from the master.
me:why the f-ck are judging this? have you ever drank your own p-ss? if i say it’s the elixir of youth, i mean it’s the elixir of youth!!!
bear grylls: you tell ’em, nick. the sun’s going down, better drink my own p-ss. wait, i’m out of my own p-ss. hey nick
me : yeah?
bear grylls: i’m out of my own p-ss….. i better drink your p-ss, mate.
Read Also:
- Dripster
a contraction of ‘drunken hipster.’ especially appropriate if the hipster in question is also a drip. my subway ride was ruined by a group of dripsters reading nietzsche to the rhythm of a bongo drum. n. contraction of “drunk hipster”. the only thing for annoying than a regular hipster. holy cr-p! do you see that […]
- drive-by Christmas
the act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a santa like tone) “merry christmas!”. drive-by christmas. katie: brian’s whole family is out there! chris: ok… (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready […]
- Drizzle Pit
pretty much any run of the mill sl-t who’d happily let you make deposits in her box shut up drizzle pit. make me a sandwich pr-nto.
- drop it like pluto
taken from the phrase “drop it like it’s hot.” dancing and moving one’s rear to the floor. to break a habit or let something go. to drop something you are holding. to dump a girlfriend/boyfriend. to denounce something, as was done to the former planet pluto. i want to see that girl turn around and […]
- dropping like flies
large numbers — all at once… generally used when referring to people getting married, engaged, hooking up … nicole called, she just got engaged. they’re dropping like flies these days!