drippy laredo
while receiving felatio, before you -rg-sm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and -j-c-l-t- in their ear.
man 1: i don’t think she’ll hear you come in with the camera.
man 2: really? why do you think that?
man 1: because i usually give her a drippy laredo. i’ll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.
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