drive-by convo
the awkward conversation that takes place when two people are walking toward each other, but neither stops, and both are left trailing of half formulated sentences of ‘good thanks…’ ‘see ya..’ and sometimes questions are ignored because too much distance has been covered.
matt is so awkward, we always seem to have a drive-by convo.
(example of drive-by convo):
“oh hey, how are you?” (the p-ss) “good and you?…”(~6ft apart) “good see ya..” (m-ffled under your breathe because you realize you’re awkwardly far away to talk)
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